You're Next! The Scare-quel

(Bella is watching TV and is flipping through the channel. Brittany comes in with a glass of milk. Brittany has pale skin and her clothes are blood-stained. Bella doesn't know Brittany is there.)


Bella (her hand pressed up against her ear, leaning on the arm of the couch): Hi!


(Brittany looks around, confused and wondering if Bella is talking to her.)


Bella (continuing talking) : Yeah. I know you're there.


(Brittany gets freaked out.)


Bella: How are you? I haven't see you in a while.


Brittany (doesn't know what else to do, slowly): Doing just fine.


Bella: So, what are you up to?


Brittany (unsure of what to say): Uhhhh, just watching TV.


Bella: Can I come over?


Brittany: Ummm....


Bella: Listen. I'll have to call you back. I think my 85-year-old grandma came into my
house uninvited and she is standing right behind me and she keeps answering all my questions.


(Bella hung up her phone and turns around and sees Brittany. She starts screaming like an uncontrollable maniac and passes out.)


Brittany (looks down at Bella, relieved): Well, that went well. Besides, I am not that old.


(Brittany shrugs and takes a sip of her milk and then chugs it all down.)


Brittany (loudly and as if talking to a small child): Hey, Bella! If you could still hear me, I am going to come back later! I just came by for a glass of milk. That peanut butter can be very sticky in your mouth once you start eating it.


(Brittany puts the empty glass next to Bella's unconscious body and pats her head. Brittany quietly tip-toes out of the house. At the end of the video, "THE END" pops up again. Then, "YoU'RE NEXT!!!!" pops up again, too.)


Evil Voice (angrily): I AM NOT GOING TO SAY THAT AGAIN! YOU KNOW I WON'T DO IT!


Boss (agitated): YES, YOU WILL! I AM your boss!


Evil voice (with an attitude): SO WHAT?!


Boss: I am your boss and you have to obey me or you will get fired!


Evil voice: I don't care! I QUIT!!!!


(There are stomping noises. Boss sighs.)


Boss: YOU'RE NEXT! Jeez! Some people can't even do that! That is just a simple line that anyone can say.


Evil voice (from a distance): THEN, WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME DO IT?!


Boss: Because you have the cool evil voice!


Evil voice (disgusted and still from a distance): YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!!


(A door slams shut really loudly.)


Boss: Ay carumba! This is going to be a long day.


(Scene cuts.)